hye folks..yet another piece sarcastically discussing the root problem corruption..enjoy
Now it never feels like shitting anymore.last few days my mouth was full of shits n I wud wonder searching for a corner to shit.not a single corner around me was left to shit n dis was for those corrupt n dishonest politicians.so as to forget them in dat corner itself. The habit of PAAN really helped me a lot in venting out my anger n frustration in form of spit.it really worked for me.now a days we come across so many scams as if its been included in our daily routine to come across atleast one worth thousands of crores.jus coz of dis last few years have been hello lot of tiring for me shitting around,courtesy: bofors. I was accompanied by my colleagues too now a days and d moment I enter inside my office,”manu bhai chale paan khaane?” said lalbabu wd a grin on his face n shine in his eyes whch easily showed dat how impatiently he was waiting for me to accompany him in shitting. Still I cud see d traces of his last trip of paan on d corners of his barfi styled moustaches. Newaz as I said scams r now a daily affair so hardly we speak rather shit all around whole day.
We welcomed a new member in our shitting community,our boss.he too admitted how much relaxed he felt after shit-shitting. But here his case was some other way around.he wished he was involved in any scam n his employees wud shit on him but ours portfolio was not dat highlighted as compared to all other ministries n departments.he still regrets that missed chance post retirement as well.according to him it’s a cult status to be shitted on.
During a get together at a posh hotel I came across my boss.he was thr smiling n showing his ventilators for passing by of air giving relaxation to juice jaws n ya how cud one miss those wrinkles which proved his shitting experience. He instantly caught my attention n wd a grin said,”manu u knw wat? Dat bofors case has resumed n doing d rounds in court these days”, how lucky those are!! But now dis trend of shitting no more effects ppl but when u luk back dis shitting was very offensive n ppl wud feel ashamed n embarrassed.now even our government is thinking to ban dis shitting business.dis was d nly weapon d common mass possessed for venting their anger but now govt. is eyeing on dis too by putting a full stop to dis affair.no surprise if u come across a “DO’S n DON’T’S” fact sheet at every ciggerate n paan shop stating dat those who will not shit r only eligible to enjoy paan n for dat too u will have to produce an affidavit to njoy d flavours of paan.afterall its abt d dignity of bureaucrats.every office now must possess a list wd d names of who all eat paan n shit n it will also contain d names of those who don’t eat paan.to add more watch it following will be observed n mentioned before their name: TRIPS OF PAAN ONE HAD..ON HOW MANY OCCASSIONS THEY SHIT AND ATLAST WHO GETS D MOST COUNTS OF SHITS?? Govt is also working on rationing paan and limiting d uses quota for different flavours n colors.like paan wd red shits wud be less in number n paanwala is supposed to maintain a log of every details as government officials will audit that every evening.
My ex-boss started laughing n d scene I saw must be somehow put to you-tube n I bet it wud be flooded wd likes n shares.while laughing d gap left by two teeths allowed some light to enter his mouth n it seems like a pitch dark passage has been lighten. He said, “u must be missing d freedom u all got during my term in office, no limit n quotas of shitting”. I wished n expected some shits from ur side as well on me but d almighty dint listen to dis prayer of mine.while scrbbling my destiny perhaps d ink was over n I missed a great opportunity to be among d bofors case patrons.newaz nw its only a uncomplete dream.by the way do u know how I got dis chair of boss?? I said sir I knw evrythng how from a clerk like me u scaled the heighs of top chair. We all clerks shitted a lot on government when they promoted u to boss’s chair but look nothing has changed, ppl have becum so shameless dat shitting hardly panics them or even make them regret. Our govt alwaz says dat whoever tries to shit on us, he himself gets those shits back on their face. Wat will happen if one tries to shit at moon??? Sir atleast common mass had dis right to vent their anger by shitting but look now we r not left wd that right also. My boss dis time laughed loudly n said,” do u know wats d difference between me and u?? u cudnt get on d top were I m today. Govt made me ur boss coz thr was an art in which I only mastered and not u guys.” I KNEW ABOUT THE DISPOSAL OF SHITS”. Then plz suggest some way to us plz.my ex again grinned n said m waiting for the “D-JAWS” n then wd dat I will shit. Actually for shitting properly u got to have those two front teeths which I don’t have. When u keep ur two fingers on ur lips n then shit across d gap between the fingers in “LUCKNOWAVI ANDAAZ” u will feel ur heart soothes wd d immense awesome feeling. It shits n fires like a “WATER STREAM COMING OUT FROM NOZZLE”. Then only our government wakes up as it doesn’t scatter on d way and hit d bulls eye in a certain force hitting on d right spot.and u know wat? I have mastered this art but I never told u that. Now lemme get back wid the replica of those two teeths of front whch r resisting me to practice this art.and after that I will wd full heart n happiness shit all over d place n in due course u get that right by practicing…
by: VEER ABHIMANYU
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